Friday, June 21, 2013

"It's not for you."

I had something specific and important to talk to you about after my... fifth? CrossFit class, but I forgot what it was so I will tell you about this instead.

Earlier this week I had a dream in which I was fired from CrossFit. I was in the middle of a class and a woman in a business power suit came in a pulled me from the floor.  She walked me down a series of corridors into a small office where she sat me down and told me, "This isn't working out.  We're going to have to let you go."
I explained that that did not make a lot of sense as I was paying to be part of the class.  She looked at me, over her glasses, mind you, like over the top where someone pulls their glasses a bit down their nose and then looks over them.  Like Huey Lewis did in the "I Want a New Drug" video only with less mischievousness.

Once she was looking at me good and well over top of her glasses she reported. "It's just not for you." and would hear no further arguments.
I was escorted from the grounds.

Recently, I have also noticed an escalation of violent content in my dreams where horrible things are happening to me on a regular basis.
I do not know if this escalation is related to CrossFit or not, but it wouldn't surprise me.

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